doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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