it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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