Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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