I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm really busy with my period
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