Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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