Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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