dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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