I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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