I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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