He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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