: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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