This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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