The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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