Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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