she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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