I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
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I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
me + whiskey = a bad person
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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