gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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