yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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