fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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