David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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