Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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