To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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