I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Randomize
