I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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