I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
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Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
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I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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