I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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