i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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