yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
this will be a night to untag.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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