Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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