So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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