Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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