I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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