NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Dick very happy bro
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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