wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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