We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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