i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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