One girl and one boy is just not enough.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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