DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital