It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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