Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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