I'm really into asian looking animals
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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