Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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