i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.