even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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