if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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