oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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