similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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