Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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