Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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