Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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