Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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