We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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