so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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