Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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