No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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