he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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